This page is funded by the TAZ "Donate Your Internets" campaign.

Contents 1 Give us all your internets 2 "Why should I give you my internets?" 3 Donations 4 The Grand Plan

Give us all your internetsEdit

In a move to match legitimate online enclyclopedia "Wikipedia", the collective of lizards who run the TAZ wiki are currently seeking donations from the human-type creatures of TAZ in a bid to gain more internets.

"Why should I give you my internets?"Edit

Good question, jackass. Let's be honest... you have too many internets. Furthermore, we need internets. Why not let us take your unwanted internets off your hands. Don't worry, we'll make sure they go to a good and loving home.

DonationsEdit

• "I'm happy to donate some internets for a good cause"

Mr. Goodcause, donated 12 internets

• "I simply couldn't ignore the need for internets any longer. I've got far too many anyways"

Bill Gates, donated 74 used internets (broken beyond repair)

• "I hereby donate the internets I had previously won in combat"

Chuck Norris, donated 100 internets and a roundhouse kick

• "...Internets?"

Solid Snake, donated infinite internets and a cardboard box

• "I heard rumours about you guys needing more uh.. internets

George W. Bush, donated 1 internets

• "The internet is a series of tubes!"

Ted Stevens, donated 1 internets and a series of tubes

• "THIS.. IS..INTERNETS!"

King Leonidas, donated 300 internets

• "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!"

Vegeta, donated over nine thousand internets

The Grand PlanEdit

Once we have collected enough internets, we will initiate our "Grand Plan". While still in the baby stages, the current plan looks a little something like this:

1. Get Internets
2. ??????????
3. Profit